02 6 / 2012

I got my madonna pierced today

and im reallu drunk okay 
i fucking hate exes and there ugly faces
like, when you’ve had a drink aren’t people meant to be more attractive? so god bless sober people looking at him
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 

01 6 / 2012

01 6 / 2012

Anonymous asked: what's the worst thing youve ever done to a friend

one time I told an old friend her hair looked nice curly because I cba waiting for her to get ready, then for the next like 3 months she went out with curly hair and it looked like shit. aha 

01 6 / 2012

They were the nicest crumpets I’ve ever eaten.

31 5 / 2012

31 5 / 2012

kingofdoges:

harshwhimsy:

stabbybutt:

homewreckingwhore:

DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND WATCH THIS

oh for fucks sake

whys his mom such a smug little bitch you can tell shes thinking ‘im not allowed to have fun and neither are you’

omfg really

Jahova would be sad that bitch threw out a toy that a fucking orphan could have played with. 

(via agentclintbarton)

31 5 / 2012

31 5 / 2012

(Source: horansboner, via ineeda-mcguy)

30 5 / 2012

The soul destroying moment when the under wire in your favourite bra snaps

30 5 / 2012

(Source: abneyandteal, via katemash)

30 5 / 2012

I don’t know what gluten is but I’m cutting it out my diet.

30 5 / 2012

30 5 / 2012

(Source: willfosho, via vodkaetlebeat)

30 5 / 2012

Why will my card not work :@

29 5 / 2012

FUCKING MCFLY IN AUGUST AGAIN

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HELLO LONDON 

THE EXCITMENT INSIDE ME 

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